How do you know there is a baby in your life?
-you can only dream about sleeping in late on the weekends
-you no longer have the most toys in the house
-the best seat in the house is a high chair
-you know more about strollers than you do cars
-you are now proficient in baby talk
-you freeze for a second and your ears rotate like a dog's when you hear crying
-your favorite bag now is a diaper bag
-your new scent is eau de vomit
-when you reach into your pocket for your wallet you pull out a pacifier
-you have a dedicated finger for spreading cream on your baby's butt
1 comment:
this is one of my favorite pictures.
i love it to shreds!
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